Psychotic Gnome Studios

I have now been trapped in a fantasy futuristic World for what could be Aeons or maybe just the blink of an eye.  With not a wink of sleep for perhaps a thousand ages.

Can anyone find the door out of this time and place, to my home in good olde Britain.   Where I can be free to go out my round house with the wind in my hair.   With just my woad my sword and my creator for protection.   No respirators necessary.  One minute we were celebrating another victory againt those Roman louts.  Getting hammered at the henge, as me and the lads used to call it.  The mead was flowing that morning I can tell you.  Then I wake up in some metal flying contaption soaring through lights, and a tunnel, blinded by flashes like thunderbolts, where  and when it was taking me, I did knew not.

I mean this cybertronic mechanicalized screen slavery-bull-shift/Alt/CONTROLling (your mind and deletion) conspracy all seemed like someone was just having a laugh for a bit,  I lost track of time (and space) for a while, but now its driving me nuts.

I tell you what.  If this "reality" I now inhabit is just a simulated illusion.  Contained in brick-a-noid cubearix.  Nowhere to go.  And  going there fast.  And never leaving this place unless wearing a mask.

Tell you what if this is the illusion, this simulated reality, we have escapethed hence to.  Deeper and deeper, like moles we must go.  Deeper and deeper.  Escacaping that place.

Well that blew my mind.  And I renounced this realm.  I swore I'd fight my way out.  Tooth and claw.   Get to the bottom of this mystery, or or out the top or the side.  And then I thought,  nah.   I'll stick around here a bit longer.  Have a couple more games of Sonic The Hedgehog first.   Can't do me any harm to stick around a little bit longer?  And theres footyon that magic lantern in the corner of the room tonight.   I make a plan tomorrow now.   Bit tired to be fighting my way out of this illusion just  at he moment.  Thankyou very much,

Your friend and your nightmare,

Grymm, The Bold, the dashing, the mighty Barbarian.

PS : While you're here,  Psychotic Gnome Studios gotta new game coming out soon.  So why not stick around, and enjoy the ride.